Riely: Mama! Today at school, guess what I saw!
Me: What?!?
Riely: A FIDER! A creepy FIDER!
Me: A spider, huh? Inside or outside?
Riely: INFIDE! Infide my school!
Me: And what did you do?
Riely: I twied to SMOOSH it with my shoe! But it ran into a cwack on the floor!
Me: Why did you try to smoosh it? It wasn't hurting you.
Riely: BUT MAMA. One time at school, a FIDER TWIED TO BITE ME!
Hayden: Maybe that's because you smooshed his friend.
Me: What?!?
Riely: A FIDER! A creepy FIDER!
Me: A spider, huh? Inside or outside?
Riely: INFIDE! Infide my school!
Me: And what did you do?
Riely: I twied to SMOOSH it with my shoe! But it ran into a cwack on the floor!
Me: Why did you try to smoosh it? It wasn't hurting you.
Riely: BUT MAMA. One time at school, a FIDER TWIED TO BITE ME!
Hayden: Maybe that's because you smooshed his friend.
Have a wonderful weekend people!
