So one of my tasks this week was to create invitations for our much-overdue summer barbeque to celebrate the completion of our outdoor bar & patio area. Yes, this project was actually finished early last fall, when it was still warm enough to invite friends over...but we didn't. Because what no one tells you about home construction projects is that when they are finally complete, and you've spent four months (even though it was only supposed to take three weeks!) with various contractors traipsing through your house and yard (when they bother to show up at all), dragging in dirt and mud, and leaving behind trash and half-eaten food, and constantly telling you something else just went wrong and it's gonna cost you another $500! (and we can't fix it for at least another week!) you will start to harbor malevolent feelings for all people in the construction industry because they are making your life a living hell and then you become paranoid that they secretly think you are a stupid, stupid person who they can just take advantage of and what did you do to deserve this anyway??? You are a nice person who never hurt anyone! And why can't these mean, mean people just leave you alone?!? In short, you will not want to invite anyone into your home for a long, long time.
Sigh.
But the therapy and medication is working I have managed to get past all that now and we are ready to PAR-TAY! So of course, I had to send out invitations. Because, um, I send out invites to ALL events at my house. Even Thanksgiving dinner. And not those e-vite thingys, no siree. Real paper invites that have to be mailed. It's not that I'm trying to be Martha Stewart here (though who are we kidding - I LOVE Martha in an unhealthy, obsessive, stalkerish sort of way). No, it's just that I enjoy having myself as a graphic design client. You see, I'm quite considerate of production schedules, allowing plenty of time for the creative process to occur. I don't bully the artist into creating something that goes against all basic design principles, and I never, NEVER insist on using hideous, inappropriate fonts. I always approve the first concept presented to me, throwing in lots of compliments like You are SO creative! and You have such an amazing eye for color! and I never forget to add, This is such exceptional use of white space! (Of course, if you read regularly, you already know how much I talk to myself.) Basically, I'm the most PERFECT client. Ever.
So, yes - THE INVITE! Since the party is less than two weeks away, I went with a simple concept that could easily be hand-assembled. Using a typewriter font, a stock photo, and some cardstock with a circle cutter, here's the final design:
Bazzill Basics cardstock
Typenoksidi & Bulky Refuse fonts
Creative Memories circle cutter
3M foam dots
And my client is thrilled with the results. Let's hope the guests are, as well. And just for the record, that's NOT my real address or phone number. Not that I wouldn't love to have you readers show up at our party. It's just come to my attention that there are CERTAIN people out there who don't appreciate my critical comments about Comic Sans. And they just might be out to get me. Hmmm....maybe my paranoia isn't completely cured, after all. :)