I hate to break it you dear readers, but that post title? That's as cleverly witty as I'm gonna get today. I have about 6,305,689,145 things due on Friday, a fact which makes me: (a) suck down Dove chocolates at an alarming rate while intermittedly hyperventilating; (b) a crabby, crabby person; (c) unable to compose an entertaining blog post; (d) a big whiner (and possibly wino); or (e) all of the above.
Yes, it's e. The answer is e, Alec! Now suck it Trebek!
But despite my propensity to complain about #firstworldproblems, I do have a these photos from a few days ago to show you my current wardrobe obsession: my field jacket. I love its color, its length, its versatility, but most of all, its rhinestone-encrusted cuffs. Holla! And there's nothing I'd rather wear while out standing in a field (or in this case, the backyard).
The only thing I really don't like about it? The damn Hollister eagle logo embroidered on the chest. Because nothing says I'm a mature, fashionable 40-something like a teeny-bopper store logo emblazened on your left boob.
Hope your Wednesday is full of Dove chocolate (sans hyperventilating!) Mwah!
Hollister Show's Cove field jacket
J. Crew Factory striped tee | similar (Boden); similar (H&M)
Pilcro Stet Slim Ankle Jean
Hot Mama chiffon scarf | similar (Forever 21); similar (Target)
Nicole bootie | similar (save); similar (splurge)
Mossimo bow purse | similar (etsy)