Recently overheard at our house:
MIKE: Hey babe, you need to be careful not to use profanity in your emails to me at work. One of them got flagged by the guys in IT because it contained the word bitch.
ME: Bitch? They'll flag an email for that? Are you kidding me?!
MIKE: No, really. They frown on all curse words.
ME: So I guess the email I just sent accusing you of being a selfish m@+?®! f#¢*&® for not replacing the g^!@#&d toilet paper roll this morning is really gonna send them into a tizzy, huh?
Have a happy %$!#@) Wednesday!
