See that nice little piece of white molding above? It adorns a column at the entry of my home office. You could likely pass by it (as I do on a daily basis) with nary a sideways glance. However, if you happen to be wearing new heels (see post below) which make you a towering 6"1", then the height of this molding is approximately eye level. So if you attempt to run quickly by it, in hopes of making it to the ringing phone in the next room, you will very likely impale your skull on said molding, fall on the floor in a screaming heap, simultaneously cursing yourself for being so spastically clumsy, and the ignorant contractor who thought it would be a good idea to install sharp-pointed molding in the abode of an accident-prone nit wit wearing high heels.
Ouch.
I suppose that's what I get for ignoring the "no shoes in the house" rule.
At any rate, I'm not feeling too good today. It could be because of the run-in with the molding, consuming too much wine with our houseguests this weekend, or the giant ball of snot that had lodged itself in my left sinus cavity and refuses to be affected by repeated doses of Sudafed. Take your pick. And please forgive me as that's all I can muster for the blog today.
Have a good Monday, my friends.
