wardrobe wednesday

Wardrobe Wednesday | All That Glitters (Part II)

You may remember my unfortunate experience with a jeweled sweatshirt a few weeks ago. Where I may have let my love of the bling-bling blind me to the actual practicality of the clothing piece. But I'm happy to say that the sweatshirt's replacement (the jeweled sweater I'm wearing today!) is making up for my initial wardrobe misstep. It's warm, comfy, and easily layered. The navy and wine combo is lovely for fall. And the embellishments (which are only applied on the front and shoulders) don't snag, pinch, or otherwise cause bodily harm.

It's always good when your clothes don't injure you.

But even better? When I exchanged my sweatshirt for this sweater, it was marked down AND on sale for an additional 40% off. Wheeee! Of course, I took the money I saved and promptly applied it (and then some) toward a new shoe purchase at the John Fluevog grand opening. I like to think of it as paying it fashion forward. Or as Mike says, assuring our checking account balance never gets too high. Potato, potahto.

Happy Wednesday lovelies!

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American Eagle gray blazer | similar
J. Crew jeweled sweater tee (sold out) | on ebay
J. Crew Factory polka dot popover
Hollister skinny jean
Fluevog Half Truth Crystal bootie

Wardrobe Wednesday | Out Standing in the Field (Jacket)

I hate to break it you dear readers, but that post title? That's as cleverly witty as I'm gonna get today. I have about 6,305,689,145 things due on Friday, a fact which makes me: (a) suck down Dove chocolates at an alarming rate while intermittedly hyperventilating; (b) a crabby, crabby person; (c) unable to compose an entertaining blog post; (d) a big whiner (and possibly wino); or (e) all of the above.

Yes, it's e. The answer is e, Alec!  Now suck it, Trebek!

But despite my propensity to complain about #firstworldproblems, I do have these photos from a few days ago to show you my current wardrobe obsession: my field jacket. I love its color, its length, its versatility, but most of all, its rhinestone-encrusted cuffs. Holla! And there's nothing I'd rather wear while out standing in a field (or in this case, the backyard).

The only thing I really don't like about it? The damn Hollister eagle logo embroidered on the chest. Because nothing says I'm a mature, fashionable 40-something like a teeny-bopper store logo emblazened on your left boob.

Hope your Wednesday is full of Dove chocolate (sans hyperventilating!) Mwah!

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Hollister Show's Cove field jacket
J. Crew Factory striped tee | similar (Boden); similar (H&M)
Pilcro Stet Slim Ankle Jean
Hot Mama chiffon scarf | similar (Forever 21); similar (Target)
Nicole bootie | similar (save); similar (splurge)
Mossimo bow purse | similar (etsy)

 

Wardrobe Wednesday | Camouflage Tactics

'Tis the season for pumkpin spice lattes...and flowy blouses to disguise the consumption of said treats. Though if we're being honest here, it's not really PSLs that are my diet downfall. It's the egg nog lattes. Those rich, creamy nutmeg-infused beverages from heaven.

And it's no coincidence that a few weeks ago, when our local dairy started delivering their famous cinnamon egg nog, my waistline started expanding. Much like a bear, I like to pack on a few extra pounds in preparation for the long, cold winter. Nevermind that bears that don't have the luxury of wool sweaters, down jackets and snuggly scarves to keep them warm. I'm trying to get back to nature here, people.

So while my mornings are filled with calorie-laden yumminess, my wardrobe will be filled with drapey blouses to implement my camouflage-and-distract tactics. A studded bag, sparkly necklace, and leopard peep toes help, too. Thank goodness sweater season is just around the corner.

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Modcloth tab-sleeve blouse | similar, similar
Hollister zip-ankle cargo pants | similar
H&M gold spike necklace | similar
VanEli leopard booties | similar, similar
Steve Madded studded satchel
Burberry shades

Wardrobe Wednesday | All That Glitters

Do you know what's a total bummer?

When a new J. Crew catalog arrives in the mail and you just happen to find the perfect fall layering piece - a heather grey sweatshirt adorned with sparkly, sparkly rhinestones. And you emphatically state to your rather skeptical husband that you NEED THIS SWEATSHIRT. BECAUSE IT WOULD GO WITH EVERYTHING. (He might have heard this statement before. And most likely knows the real reason you want it: Because, duh! It's sparkly!)

The only catch? It's $98. For [gulp!] a sweatshirt. A glittery, glimmery sweatshirt, but a sweatshirt nonetheless. So even though you want it more than a cold glass of sauvignon blanc at 5 o'clock on Friday, you patiently wait several weeks for a 30% off sale before purchasing it. When it arrives (and is just as dazzling as you'd imagined!), you spend a whole evening planning outfits centered around it, amazing yourself with its versatility, comfort, and plain ol' cutenesss.

And when you don it for the first time with a denim shirt and red skinnies, you're feeling pretty dang sharp (but totally comfy, too!) and that's when you realize it. Those sparkly rhinestone accents on the sleeves, while definitely fun and feminine, are also sharp and pokey. And snag the fabric every time you move your arms. So by the end of the day, the sides of your beloved sweatshirt resemble a cat's scratching post more than a stylish, chic top.

Boo. (to the hoo).

So yeah. You - and by you, I totally mean ME - may be forced to admit that despite its glittery goodness, this sweatshirt is just not all that practical. Being that you can't really move your arms and all while wearing it. (Though don't think I didn't try to continue to wear it while holding my arms very, very still. Unfortunately, this makes things like driving, using a mouse, and lifting a wine glass very difficult indeed). Lucky for me, J. Crew's return policy is as good as their ability to blind me with glitzy jewels, and they let me return it when I tearfully explained it's downfall.

Lesson learned. Well, at least until the next catalog arrives with glittery holiday attire.

Happy Wednesday!

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J. Crew jeweled sweatshirt| and the sweater i exchanged it for
H&M denim shirt | similar
Mossimo skinny jeans | similar (on clearance!)
Paprika leopard kitten heels
Mossimo purse | similar
Ray Ban wayfarers

Wardrobe Wednesday | Take Me Out to the Ballgame

It would be just like me to get all obsessed with baseball tees just as the season is ending. (Well at least it is for Rockies fans. We don't get much fall baseball action around these parts.) But I'm choosing to ignore the fact that football season is well underway, and I'm gonna wear these soft comfy tees every chance I get.

I layered mine over another well-worn item in my closet - a navy plaid button down - for a layered pattern look. And should the Rockies be so inspired to add a little gingham trim to their uniforms next year, you'll know who to thank.

I got my baseball tee at H & M, but here's some equally cute options!

1.  Alternative Printed Baseball Tee ($38.00)
2.  Gap Waffle knit Baseball T ($22.95)
3. Charlotte Russe Varsity Number Baseball Tee ($15.00 on sale!)
4. Lush Chiffon Baseball Tee ($34.00)
5.  Mossimo Supply Striped Raglan Baseball Tee ($12.00)

And with that I'm off to practice my curve ball. Or consume peanuts and beer. Something like that.

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H&M baseball tee
J. Crew plaid shirt | similar
H&M denim skirt
Nicole booties | similar, similar
Kenneth Cole tote
American Eagle aviators